
You know the old “customers are the lifeblood of our business” thing? Well, that’s often said, but rarely acted upon.
Thanks to the world’s determination to make everything about clicks and online tracking “for efficiency” we seem to have spawned more inconvenient and costly solutions than the simpler solutions we had before.
Sure, in the process, some tech overlord or other has become insanely rich – and good luck to them!
But we’ve also made the simple complicated. We’ve made the personal impersonal. And we’ve increased cost and inflexibility across the board.
In many organisations, we’ve done the exact opposite of the golden rule of making a sale: “Don’t make it hard for customers to buy.”
Nobody’s service stands out anymore. It’s all pretty awful across the board. People seem to have stopped even trying to get you to buy from them again by making any aspect of the experience memorable.
Even if you don’t care for any other reason, that’s terrible economics.
Creating “free money” for your business
There’s a really simple way to create “free money” for your business.
Just convince your customers to keep buying from your business beyond the first transaction they have with you.
If customers buy from you just once, effectively all your customer acquisition costs get amortised over that single sale.
So if it costs £100 to find a new customer, but you only sell to them one time, your customer acquisition cost is £100.
If you sell something for £200, which has a 50% gross margin, then you’ve broken even on the first sale. Which is pretty good, to be fair. Lots of businesses would give their eye teeth for that.
If they come to buy from you again then, while the acquisition cost is the same, the impact is spread across two sales.
So, effectively, acquiring that customer now costs only £50 per sale. Or, in other words, your first sale has gone from breakeven to a profit of £50 (£200 sales value, less £100 cost of sales, less a £50 half-share of the acquisition cost).
Get them to repeat purchase four times after the initial sale and your £100 acquisition cost drops to just £20 per sale and you’re making £80 profit on each one.
Everything beyond that first sale is increasingly profitable…and, ultimately, insanely profitable if your acquisition costs drop far enough.
This is hardly a startling economic insight…people have known exactly how this sort of economics works for generations.
A surprise
At least, people know about this intellectually.
It’s taught on all manner of business programmes at universities and colleges, including elite MBA programmes from Ivy League institutions.
Hundreds of millions of people around the world, probably, are aware of the maths.
So it always comes as a big surprise to me that, notwithstanding the widespread awareness of this phenomenon, so few businesses actually try to do anything about it.
This came particularly into mind when I was trying to book my car in for a service recently. My car is from one of the major international brands with a nationwide dealer network.
So I fired up Google to get the phone number to call to book my car in for a service, only to discover that when I clicked on the Google results for the dealer’s name, there wasn’t a phone number. I had to go through an online process – there was no alternative.
I say “I had to go through an online process”…it actually took a few minutes to work out anything about what I was supposed to do as there were no obvious links to the service department from the home page which was all filled with new car sales information.
But eventually I found a link in tiny text at the bottom of the webpage which said “Book A Service”. So I clicked on that.
It was after that I found it was impossible to book a service any other way than online.
So I persevered.
This form required information which I’m not sure most people would carry around in their heads, but after 10 or 15 minutes I finally got the form completed to find out – as the website promised me – how much my service would cost.
Except I didn’t…
Except I didn’t find out what a service would cost. After clicking “submit” I got a message saying that they couldn’t tell me what a service would cost and that someone would call me in the next 24-48 hours to confirm the price.
And, in the meantime, without telling me, they booked me a random service slot that was impossible for me to attend. I wasn’t aware of this until I got the confirmation email. To say I was mildly irritated by this point would be an understatement.
However I decided to wait for the person to call me from the dealer.
I say “from the dealer”. It was someone from a soulless call centre who had as much interest in me and my problems as I have in whether or not Kim Kardashian has bought a new handbag this week.
Anyway, I did learn one interesting thing. Apparently the “standard price” for the service I needed was £404.
Now, I don’t know about you, but if a car dealer has a standard price for that service, why it takes someone to make an outbound call at a time that may or may not be convenient for me, rather than just displaying it on the website when I entered my details, is beyond me.
However my soulless friend did at least shift the appointment to a time I was able to make, and did so relatively easily.
Easily enough, one imagines, that if a calendar link had been put into either or both of the online form or the confirmation email, I might have been able to sort out the time for an appointment which was convenient to me all by myself, rather than having one randomly allocated which I later had to get someone paid by the dealer to rearrange.
So what’s really going on here?
There is no question that the fancy website will have cost the dealer and/or the manufacturer a pretty penny or two. They also have the cost of maintaining a call centre somewhere, with all the people and technology costs that involves.
And they have somehow managed to put all that together in a way that’s considerably less efficient than having me just call the dealer, get a price, and book into their service calendar.
Last time I booked my car in for a service it was a 2-3 minute phone call involving very little technology.
The cost to the dealer for handling that entire end-to-end process was under £1, as it was just a couple of minutes of salary cost.
And it only took me a couple of minutes to get everything sorted out, start to finish. I was perfectly happy with that deal.
This time round, it look at least half an hour of my own time, an enormous amount of frustration on my part as there was no “obvious” solution to anything, a shedload of technology and people in a call centre somewhere, the cost of developing a fancy website, and a process spread out across 24 hours which could have been handled in 2 minutes.
That’s a hell of a lot of cost to end up with a worse result than they had before.
But there’s more…
However that’s not the half of it.
The dealer has vastly higher costs to service me as a customer, which doesn’t seem all that smart to me.
And, at the same time, they’ve developed a solution which makes me even less likely to buy from them in the future than I was before.
They’ve contrived the exact opposite of what most businesses are trying to achieve – instead of reducing their costs and increasing the likelihood that I’ll buy from them again, they’ve increased their costs and have made it less likely I’ll buy from them again.
Instead of being able to amortise their acquisition costs over 10, 20 or 50 visits, they might only be able to amortise them over one or two visits.
And that’s all the more surprising because car dealerships are not exactly high-margin businesses. Thanks to the power of the manufacturers, dealers are usually screwed down pretty firmly by the brands the represent.
So a high-cost solution which reduces the likelihood of repurchase is very little short of economically insane.
Don’t laugh…
But don’t laugh.
Whilst this is truly one of the most cackhanded approaches to doing something simple I’ve ever encountered, exactly this sort of thing goes in in businesses up and down the country every day of the week.
Maybe even yours.
You’ll be glad to know there’s a simple solution which never fails to build your bottom line.
Go on your own website and try to do something simple. Or get a friend to call your business with you listening on the speakerphone.
Take a careful note of what happens.
Odds are you’ll find plenty of ways your business makes it harder than it needs to be for your customers to buy from you.
Whatever those things are, engineer them out of your business processes immediately, unless there is some legal reason you can’t.
You’ll find plenty of people in your business who will give you perfectly reasonable sounding reasons why it’s impossible to make those changes, but don’t listen to them. They’re likely to be far too close to the action and unable to see the effect they’re having on your customers.
They are focusing on the process. You need to focus on the people. After all, all your customers are people, so you need to think like a person, not like a robot.
There’s always an upside
People sometimes tell me that they can’t do something that’s otherwise sensible “because of the cost”. But that’s mostly hokum.
A car dealer can’t spend £1 on the phone to make a service booking in the name of “efficiency”, yet can miraculously spend £millions a year on their tech stack and contact centre staff.
Given a choice, I’d much prefer to spend £1 than £millions to do the same thing. (Or, actually, a worse thing.)
All the more so because the £1 solution is a low-friction opportunity to impress a customer and demonstrate that we care about their business.
And the £million solution demonstrates that nobody cares about their customers – they’re just an inconvenience that gets in the way of the smooth running of their car dealership.
Very occasionally better solutions are a little more expensive, but they have such a significant impact on future sales that you’d be crazy not to do it anyway.
They might add a couple of percent to your costs, but if someone buys from you just one more time than they would have done, you’re vastly better off spending that tiny bit extra.
Of course you need to keep an eye on your cost base. I’m not suggesting anything other than that. You certainly don’t want to spend frivolously.
But you’ve got to think about both sides of the ledger.
Yes, you might not want to spend 5% more. But if spending 5% more doubles your income because a customer buys twice instead of once, you’re still 95% ahead.
And, in this day and age, you won’t often see opportunities like that in your business.
That’s why I never cease to be amazed by the number of businesses who neglect their customers, increase their costs, and introduce soulless processes and IT systems in the name of “boosting the bottom line”.
It’s usually does the exact opposite.
Just for those who have a deep and abiding interest in accounting, when I refer to amortising the acquisition costs at the start of this article, I’m not suggesting you do that in your accounts because that’ll get you into trouble.
However, that’s the commercial reality of what’s going on. And if your business only makes decisions on a “legally filed accounts basis” instead of on a commercial basis, you probably need to work with a much better accountant.






